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Copywriter, Niche YouTuber, Hobbyist Drummer, Horror Enthusiast...

01 STOLen TWEETS


from my junior year of high school until now, i think i’ve written some funny tweets. perhaps funny enough for buzzfeed to steal.
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02  WIFE. MISTRESS. SUCCUBUS.


prose about a man and his smoking habit.
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03 ANTI-KEURIG


keurig’s lack of sustainability has sinister, unforeseen consequences brewing.
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04 CURSED IMAGES/ADS


sometimes a random thought pops into my head and i just can’t leave it alone.

usually it’s really stupid, funny, stupid funny, or just plain cursed.
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